Welcome to the Karton Empire

The Karton Empire is a place for it's creator, Jason, to share his interests and hobbies. There will be more to come, in the meantime you can check out links on the left (desktop) or below (mobile).

University of the Karton Empire (UniKE)

The University of the Karton Empire (UniKE) is the premier univeristy of the Island. The university has campuses located in all the major cities around the island.

UniKE recently opened up one of its most prestigious awards to international students - the acclaimed WTF Certification. If you are interest you too can gain your certificate here...

Infamous UniKE degrees

• MBA - Master of Brutal Administration
• DD - Doctor of Dictatorship
• ME - Master of Evil Leadership

Fortunately, the Island is mostly peace loving and very few students attempt these degrees (phew!). If any students do enrol in them, the lectures usually fail them to avoid any trouble. One notable alumni holding a ME and DD is Lord Dribble who currently resides at Hark Castle with is hoard of incompetent knights. His attempts at world domination have all failed miserably so far.